I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge
IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE
this is breaking my heart :(
i guess i have a cat now
Cats are like wands. You don’t choose them…they choose you.
my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
Well, first off, we’d be surprised if you managed to land a relationship with him and not a one night stand to begin with, seeing as the boy’s so far in the closet he’s probably found Narnia by now. He’s been to hell and back, literally. He’s basically a professional serial killer. His relationship with his brother is… unhealthy to say the least. He probably loves his car more than he could ever love you. Not to mention, you’re probably nothing more than a plot device, and are going to die a gruesome and painful death before the season’s over. Oh, and he’s in love with a confused angel who wears trench coat, and, you know, gripped him tight and raised him from perdition that one time, no big deal.